Ᏼاօᴑd Boiler

Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none Where the hell am I, and how did I get here? Woke up today, it was terrible First I get high Then I do things Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them Crowded elevators smell different to short people One person’s LOL is another’s WTF Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.. I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean but people always think I’m joking Did my opinion offend you? You should hear the ones I don’t say out loud I accept bribes Words cannot express my love and passion for Fridays Im just Spreading Beats like they’re herpes I believe in annoyed at first sight I am so poor, I can’t even pay attention My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day We can only be as strong as our WiFi signal You can’t do epic shit with basic people Don’t mistake my kindness to weakness bitch I’m here to avoid my friends on Facebook 50% idk, 50% idc I spent a lot of time on this bio I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice My brain has too many tabs open If you’re reading this, it’s too late Say hello to my middle finger Go away!