dj cool con X

I went to see the doctor today and he said to me, "Don't eat anything fatty." I said, "What - no bacon or sausages or burgers or anything?" He said, "No fatty, just don't eat anything." Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Is it tasteless to ask a homeless guy if he likes house music?