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☢DJ QU∆KE☢

@djzoolander
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No ♂️pronouns♀️ in this bio. You are entering an anti-woke zone. If you have a soy addiction, are allergic to gluten, require a "safe space" or "cry closet", have confusion on which public restroom to use, wear three masks while driving alone in your car, or are easily offended - you might want to leave now. You've been warned! ⚡There are only 2 genders♂️♀️. You don't get to make up your own. ⚡Black Lives Matter and Antifa are domestic terrorist organizations. Lebron James and Colin Kaepernick both need to shut the fuck up and play sports.⚡January 6th was NOT the worst attack on our nation since 9/11, and the fact that they have an investigatory committee for it is a joke. ⚡Kyle Rittenhouse is NOT GUILTY, on ALL charges. ⚡The 2020 presidential election was stolen, and we all know it. ⚡Masks don't do ANYTHING to protect you or others from COVID-19. ⚡ Everyone has the right to choose whether they get the "jab". ⚡If you got vaccinated, that's great! But no one gives a fuck whether you got the Pfizer, J and J or Moderna. Stop telling people.⚡Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates should be arrested for funding and helping create the coronavirus pandemic. If you're still here, thanks for stopping by! Everyone's time is important, so I appreciate each and every one of you who drop in to listen and comment. Please understand that if I don't get back to you, it's nothing personal. I'm married with two kids, and my wife and I both work full time. Life is hectic, so I may not always be on here. I do what I can. ↪Sidenote↩ - ✔1.) Rocking a UFC shirt does not legitimize you as a bad ass, nor does it mean that you actually know how to fight. Don't quit your day job. ✔2.) Wearing a Fit Bit does not magically make you lose weight. You just wasted $200 on a watch that tells you your heart rate and how many steps you walked today. Congratulations champ! ✔3.) If you don't have a leg injury, you aren't legitimately handicapped or you aren't like a hundred years old - don't roll up in the Walmart riding on one of those Mart-Kart scooters. Being lazy or morbidly obese is not a handicap. Put down the Big Mac and take a stroll down Know-Your-Role Blvd at your local Walmart. ✔4.) Stop dropping multiple songs on trend at the same time. If you have 3 songs in the top ten, that's some cornball shit right there. That shit needs to stop. Stop spamming and auto-playing, and get a f*ckin life... seriously! ✔5.) Stop using pics of tits and ass for your cover art. Hey, don't get me wrong - I love tits and ass...but it's unnecessary on a music app that has children on it. It's a cheap move and it's so f*ckin' unoriginal. ✔6.) Folks - real talk...please shut the f*ck up in the movie theater. And turn your Goddamn ringer off! I didn't just drop $50 for tix and snacks to listen to your personal conversation about bullshit or to hear your wack-ass ringtone. I came to see Rey and Kylo f*ck shit up with light sabres. Capisce?! ✡✝☯My motto in life - stay humble and NEVER forget where you came from. Another thing...lead, follow, or get the f*ck out of the way. I don't have time for morons or assholes. Life is too short. It's sink or swim man! I am SO sorry that they ran out of soy milk for your special latte at Starbucks. Now your WHOLE DAY is ruined!☺ Say an Italian word, pick a flavor, and move it the f*ck along↪! I got shit to do man!✔ Life can change at a moment's ⚡ notice. If you can't adapt, life will kick your ass to the curb - everything you own in a box to the left ↩. The world meets ❌NO ONE❌ half way. Sorry to be so blunt, but I'm a straight shooter➡. I call it like I see it. I don't sugar coat anything. If you suck...you suck. That's it. It is what it is. If you want something out of life, don't sit on your ass and talk shit about it, go out and get it! You don't get an award for showing up to work on time. There is no "9th place" trophy for anything. Contrary to what they're teaching our kids in school now, there ARE winners AND⤵losers⤵in LIFE. Everyone doesn't get an ☄award☄ or trophy. So, which one are you? ☮☮☮ Mad respect to everyone on my following list - go check them out! ♊♊♊Specialize in old school hip hop tracks, but I also do well with dubstep and DnB. ❤❤❤ Married for over 24 years. Father of two boys, ages 16 and 12. ♻♻♻Living in North Carolina, USA. ☢☢☢Been on MMJ since May of 2016. ⚔⚔⚔Served in the US Army from 2001-2004. ☯☯☯Two bachelor's degrees and worked in numerous fields. ✔✔✔Thanks for stopping by! ↪✌☺️❤↩

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