natsuemeraldzeno

News:IDK :DDDDDD My Bio: Statz: Im online :o From: somewhere >.< Likes: Art, Music, Gaming, Youtube, Animals, Nature Hobbies:Theorising on horror games, talking to irl friends, wiggling around, drawing, playing games, and making CRAZY roleplays. Age: Idk (actually NA) Name: SHHH u will never know unless you know My Story: Hi :) I'm tiny. I was born in a place called Hospital, but we moved away from there shortly after. I was a baby then. Now im not a baby now. XD Seriously tho. I'm PokePikaPalkiaPros, also known as theemeraldjewelsis, also known as littleemeralddragon. Welcome to my profile! And welcome to the family. Hope you smile while yo here :D Heres a random thing! :3 Chocolate rain Some stay dry And others feel the pain (wut miko? XD) Chocolate rain I'm​ insane and I have no brain :3 Chocolate rain Streaming down My window​ pane Chocolate rain It runs down Dat long, dark (chocolate) lane CHOCOLATE RAIN! Better than an average candy cane. CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAIN!!!!! I want chocolate rain o.o -Me and <3 u all O and.. hai kiera :D Notifications: I TURNED THEM ON BUT IT WON'T WORK XD Now the ROLEPLAY STUFFZ! Emerald's (my character i made up inside my head) Bio: I am Surato-Surano Emeraldo, otherwise known as Natzu Emeraldo Zeno, or just Emerald. Some call me the "planet slayer", no big deal. I am also Kiera Thunder's husband, and will protect her with my life. Mood: I'm goood! XD MY WIFE AND LYFE M8: Kiera Thunder <3 News: idk mate lel Best friends: Kiera Thunder, Nicky Stilton, All of UJL, Sytheria, Vlad, Kyiera, Nokia, Error, Ink, uh probs another one xD, ummm OH KITTY KAT MIKO Friends: Gasmaker, Royalty, Kasken, Raiko, Simian, Simound, Aquirian, Messa, Negri, Desna, Heroi, Zweilio and Zwelia, Reko, Um idk who else Mah lords: Kiera Thunder, Hunter or something can't remember his name, Nicky Stilton, Sonic and probs someone else too xD Oh and btw I have powers, and I have secrets. Secrets that would make ANYONE hate me.. so they're a secret. 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Want some toa--" And before she could say toast, he had already eaten all of the bread. Then everyone fell asleep :) The End lol rainbow farts Jokes: The pterodactyl is the best at using the restroom. Why? Because the "p" is silent. Did you hear about the 2 robbers that stole a calender? They each got 6 months. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty. (Say it out loud, you'll understand it better xD) What kind of bagel can fly? A PLAIN bagel, lol. Did you hear about the new book about anti-gravity? I just can't put it down. If a dogs tail falls off, where does it go to get another one? The retail store. Who are the best people at using the restroom? Euro-pee-ins. XD French fries werenmt made in France.. they were cooked in greece. Why can't dinosaurs clap? Cuz.. they're dead, silly People that make calendars for a living.. should never take days off. Have you heard of the guy that invented the knock knock joke? He won the no-bell prize. Did you know graveyards are the most popular places in the world? People are just dying to get in. Do you know what the loudest pet in the world is? A trum-pet. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for collage? Bye-son. (Ppl said this is dark..) If you ever have a stroke, just know you'll be.. all-right. (Idk what it means tho. Tell meh) One man has the heart of a lion.. and a lifetime ban from all zoos. What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains.. Where do you find a turtle wih no legs? Right where you left it. Why do crabs never share? Because they're shell-fish. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-I-deer! Whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tune-a fish. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What happens when you have a bladder infection? Urine trouble. Why do bananas need sunscreen? Cuz they peel. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. I don't trust stairs, you know why? They're always up to something. What do you call your sister if she only has 1 leg? Ei-lean. 30 JOKES ALTOGETHER!! yey :3 :3 Credit to the you tuber Ssundee that had half of those jokes, credit to the you tuber Crainer that had the other half. (With approval of using these) P.S, Nicky, you're awesome :D Don't doubt that :3